The Jets Have the Most " BLANK" in the NFL
By Cecilio's Scribe on Aug 30, 2007 with Comments 0
As a longtime, an admittedly cynical, New York Jets fan it’s not often the blank in our title is filled in with anything positive. It usually a part of phrases like…the Jets have the most “incompetent clock management coach” or “immobile quarterback” or “immobile quarterback” (I had forgotten how impressive Kenny’s propensity for fumbling really was, he makes Rexy look like he’s got superglue hands) or “most embarassing first round draft pick” or “most embarassing first round draft pick” or…you get the point.
Well, the times, they are a changin’. As you can bear witness from the photo above (courtesy of The Big Lead) we can now boast confidently that “the Jets have the most jacked skill position player in the NFL. David Boston weep in your suds you’ve got pellet guns compared to these bazookas. Brady Quinn, all the Myoplex in the world isn’t going to put you in the same league with Mr. Jones.
Oh, I can barely lift my right arm ’cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand…
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About the Author: Cecilio's Scribe is the founder of The Legend of Cecilio Guante and a generally pessimistic fan of the Mets, Jets, Knicks and Rangers. A fine NYC-based gentlemen who hones his marketing skills as his primary trade by day. Husband, chef, father of a newborn and after-hours blogger by night. Proud alum of the mighty Big Red of Cornell. University. Hot sauce devotee. Staunch protester of the continued wussifcation of American sports. Sometimes I rhyme slow, sometimes I rhyme quick.

