Rogers Deems 4.5 Games Insurmountable, Pounds Shots
By Cecilio's Scribe on Sep 22, 2007 with Comments 1
Coming to a Bar Near You. “Lap Dance Shots.” Nice.
Kenny Rogers doesn’t think the Tigers have much of a shot at the Wild Card. So, why not pound some shots? Logic seems solid enough to me.
We’ve got the wonderful folks at Drunk Athlete set up in the old Google reader and our daily trip to look for any new posts is always one of anxious anticipation…will today be that unexpected Christmas morning where some sh*t-canned pro will appear under the tree? Well, today was one of those unexpected holidays. Oh, happy day.
Although Kenny Rogers might not have been at the top of our list to St. Nick, who are we to complain? And what is it about seeing guys you watch on TV being…well…kinda like us…that is so enjoyable? For another time…for now enjoy some candids of our favorite camera-tossing lefty indulging in some cream-colored spirits of delight.
Tell-tale sign that The Gambler is bombed? Beer goggles prevent him from getting a photo with the hot lady with the white headband pouring booze into his belly and, instead, snagging the bench gal for a snapshot. Rookie mistake.
On a side note, for those of you who haven’t perused Drunk Athlete (shame on you), it’s worth some time. Jeff Reed still retains the unofficial title in this category. The hair, the lack of shirt, the entourage, the ladies…and all from a kicker? It may just be the DiMaggio of the Drunk Athlete annals. Always pursued, never truly challenged.
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About the Author: Cecilio's Scribe is the founder of The Legend of Cecilio Guante and a generally pessimistic fan of the Mets, Jets, Knicks and Rangers. A fine NYC-based gentlemen who hones his marketing skills as his primary trade by day. Husband, chef, father of a newborn and after-hours blogger by night. Proud alum of the mighty Big Red of Cornell. University. Hot sauce devotee. Staunch protester of the continued wussifcation of American sports. Sometimes I rhyme slow, sometimes I rhyme quick.



Wow. The Gambler just locked down a spot in my fantasy rotation next year.