Today’s Edition of Not-at-All Surprising News
By Cecilio's Scribe on Jun 11, 2008 with Comments 0
Morning, y’all. The big news making waves on the ole’ sports talk radio and InterWebs this morning is claims made by Tim Donaghy regarding shady refereeing in the Association.
We have neither the time or the inclination to break this down. Plus, everyone else and their mother is already taking care of that. Our quick and simple “analysis.” No sh*t, Sherlock.
Our tendency is to believe Donaghy, even though his actions and motivations are not entirely pure (or at all). We would also like to add this to the long list of absolutely, nowhere-near-shocking headlines of the past few months or so (exclamation points added to mockingly indicate utter lack of surprise):
1. NBA Refs Protect Superstars!
2. Roger Clemens Took Steroids!
3. Florida St. Ballers Cheat on Tests!
4. Odell Thurman is Arrested!
5. Brett Favre is Retired! He Thinks! Maybe…
6. Ozzie Guillen Launches Profanity-Laced Tirade!
7. Jessica and Tony Split!
8. Cowboys Sign Pac Man Jones! (of course they do)
9. Nobody Watches Stanley Cup Playoffs!
10. A Latin-Born Player (Miggy) is Not How Old They Said They Were!
And that’s all we’ve got for now…
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