Hump Day Potpourri: Trip Around the Interwebs

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We’re coming back people. Please be patient. Stay with us. I’m getting slammed at work, and Erie’s Scribe is orientating himself to law school (or more likely just drinking somewhere…or I guess both, as they may be one and the same). Regardless, we’ll be bringing it hard again in no time flat. Having the Olympics wind down and football season and playoff baseball ’round the corner will certainly not hurt the situation.

But, for now, here’s what you’re missing while not trolling the Internet at work.

KSK constructs the ultimate shi*&y quarterback. It’s actually a rather brilliant concept.

Former dissapointing Yankees phenomenon-turned-crap-pitcher “Fat Toad” Hideki Irabu was arrested somewhere in Japan. Apparently, this is news.

Trampoline(ing?) is, in fact, an Olympic sport. Like LBS, we are floored.

Kyle Orton has the keys to bus in Chicago. Watch out world.

Dan Shanoff relays what we’ve all been thinking. Usain Bolt is stupid fast. Super fast.

Oh yes, and Michael Phelps has a unique major. We’ll let A.J. Daulerio at Deadspin explain more.

Alright, back with more soon. Can’t you just smell pigskin in the air?