Plaxico’s Wife May Want to Consider a Career Switch

By now, you’ve likely seen and heard the most recent Plaxico news. He’s getting sued in Florida for rear-ending a woman in his Mercedes three days after his insurance expired.

And, oh yes, and then there’s the whole stockpile of guns and ammo at home, along with his infamous faulty sweatpants and the like, gathered up via an old-fashioned search warrant served up at his home in Jersey.

So, why do we voluntarily bring this beaten-to-death story up again in its latest incarnation? Is it to harp on Plaxi’s stupidity? Nah, we’re over and done with that. What’s got us thinking is more Burress’s wife. With a hat tip to Doug Gottlieb of ESPN Radio who mentioned this while filling in for Tirico and Van Pelt today, maybe Mrs. Burress should re-consider her chosen career path. What does she do you might ask? Duh, she’s an attorney. You know, one whose job has something to do with an at least basic knowledge of like, laws…and stuff.

This begs many questions, questions. We simply don’t have the time. But all we can say is really??!!