Straight Cash, Homey!
By Cecilio's Scribe on Apr 10, 2009 with Comments 0
Chris Rock has a great bit in his most recent stand-up show where he talks about the five black people that live in Alpine, New Jersey. If we could find the clip, we would have embedded. It’s hilarious. We highly recommend. It’s, well, money. Well, now Mr. Rock can add a sixth. The folks at Walkoff Walk had this first, and The Sporting Blog followed. It seems C.C. Sabathia has parlayed his fat new $161M contract towards a quaint, little home in Jersey – or not.
Hey, to each their own. We’re not tagging onto this story because some big-time athlete bought an ostentatious house. Instead, it’s the note on the transaction of “cash” that has us shaking our heads in utter disbelief. Another world…
C.C.: “I’d like to pay in cash.”
Realtor: “Sir, the house is fourteen million, nine hundred dollars.”
C.C.: “And?”
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About the Author: Cecilio's Scribe is the founder of The Legend of Cecilio Guante and a generally pessimistic fan of the Mets, Jets, Knicks and Rangers. A fine NYC-based gentlemen who hones his marketing skills as his primary trade by day. Husband, chef, father of a newborn and after-hours blogger by night. Proud alum of the mighty Big Red of Cornell. University. Hot sauce devotee. Staunch protester of the continued wussifcation of American sports. Sometimes I rhyme slow, sometimes I rhyme quick.


