The Browns May Look Like Sh*# This Year. Literally…

I’ve never been a big proponent of the all-solid unis to begin with. It makes players and teams look like giant pieces of fruit – blueberries, apples, bananas, you get the idea. Luckily, the monochrome trend has less frequently made its way into the NFL. When it does, I can handle the black get-ups of say the Ravens and Jags but not a whole lot else. So, one kind of has to question the sanity of even considering a shoulder-to-toe brown outfit. Black? Intimidating. Brown? Poop.

As WFNY explains:

“We already have a team that is touted as one of the league’s worst. Bad coaching, quarterback play and staph infections are already league-wide jokes. Why add something else to the list of things for which we can be mocked?”

Yes, it’s truly an awful idea and everything humanly possible should be done to ensure it never happens. Brownies management and its coaching staff must do their fans a favor and keep the brown pants in the closet. Because, should that brown-on-brown combo ever makes its way on the field, it would be a complete sh#@show. Sorry, it was just hanging up there.