Zulu Cthulu Lives!

Meet Zulu Cthulu
Photo Compliments of the Always-Delicious KSK


I ain’t gonna lie. Work is getting in the way of this blogging thing of late. I’m doing my dangdest, folks. Hang with me. It’ll come back around. In the meantime, as I’ve mentioned before, there are a plethora of folks out there penning stuff infinitely more clever than I can approach. For anyone of the uninitiated (and, honestly, you should be ashamed of yourselves if this is the case), Kissing Suzy Kolber remains one of my favorites.

It has been since day one. KSK is what every blogger wishes he or she had the cojones to be and bring to the table – great writing, wicked creativity and tons of good ole-fashioned raunch. I [heart] them. Anyway, point is times are such that I direct you to other’s sterling content. In this case, KSK declares Titans superback Chris Johnson Zulu Cthulu. Go read this post for the background and this one for the explanation on the new moniker. Or if you’re too damn lazy, Zulu Cthulu is part African warrior, part unstoppable cosmic terror. I say a third part awesome.

The real entertainment, as is frequently the case, is in the comments of the quite witty KSK followers. Do yourself a favor and read them. It’s worth the time. Although I love the originality of Zulu Cthulu, I’ve got soft spots for Cop Speed, Yard Raper and Rushtoofarian. If only I were so clever…we leave you with the inspiration for Cop Speed. Regardless, fear Zulu Cthulu…and love Gus Johnson.

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About the Author: Cecilio's Scribe is the founder of The Legend of Cecilio Guante and a generally pessimistic fan of the Mets, Jets, Knicks and Rangers. A fine NYC-based gentlemen who hones his marketing skills as his primary trade by day. Husband, chef, father of a newborn and after-hours blogger by night. Proud alum of the mighty Big Red of Cornell. University. Hot sauce devotee. Staunch protester of the continued wussifcation of American sports. Sometimes I rhyme slow, sometimes I rhyme quick.

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