A heartfelt thank you to Mark Cuban…for skewering Skip Bayless

Mr. Cuban commands you to shut up

This hasn’t been a secret. I thoroughly dislike Skip Bayless (because my mother taught me not to “hate.”). Thoroughly dislike. That said, I somewhat understand that he’s been engineered to fit with and cater to  the seedy underbelly of what “we” fans supposedly respond to in this day and age. Still, he’s intolerable. Insufferable. Excruciatingly bad.

Plenty of brethren in the blogosphere have echoed similar sentiments time and again. Which is why Mark Cuban’s absolutely surgical ripping apart of Bayless was such a welcome sight. The video below is evidence of the assault. It was a smart, necessary and thorough beatdown. The clip comes compliments of the fine folks at Cosbys Sweaters, who reference how Cuban bends  Skip over his knee and spanks him. That’s one way you can certainly put it. We can think of another.

No matter how you define it, just drink it in for its simple beauty and sound, logical reasoning. Or, in other words, for its inherent un-Bayless-ness tone. Oh how I love watching this. Thank you sir, may we have another!

You could even feel some of the off-camera tension and discomfort from Steven A. and Crawford. Glooorious!

 

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About the Author: Cecilio's Scribe is the founder of The Legend of Cecilio Guante and a generally pessimistic fan of the Mets, Jets, Knicks and Rangers. A fine NYC-based gentlemen who hones his marketing skills as his primary trade by day. Husband, chef, father of a newborn and after-hours blogger by night. Proud alum of the mighty Big Red of Cornell. University. Hot sauce devotee. Staunch protester of the continued wussifcation of American sports. Sometimes I rhyme slow, sometimes I rhyme quick.

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