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Arizona Diamondbacks Unveil the Churro Dog Dessert Bomb

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Behold, the “Churro dog.” The Arizona Diamondbacks have continued the recent trend of professional sports teams conceptualizing PR-driving, nausea-inducing, mind-bending concession creations to offer in their arenas, ballparks and stadiums around the nation. Last season, the Dbacks attempted to boost their own game-day excess credentials with an 18-inch bacon-and-cheese stuffed corn dog. Go ahead. We’ll give you a few seconds to just digest that in your own mind (forget about the notion of consuming it in one’s stomach).

This season they’ve turned it up a notch — and tackled dessert. Their answer in 2015? The Churro Dog. The appearance says hot dog, but there is nothing necessarily savory nor meaty about this creation.

Hola, Churro dog

Hola, Churro dog

It is a dessert, within a dessert, topped with plenty more…yes, dessert. Specifically, the confectionery concoction is made up of the following elements:

  • Long John chocolate-glazed doughnut sliced lengthwise
  • Nestled inside that doughnut bun is a warm cinnamon-sugar churro (no confirmation as yet on whether it measures up to the 18-inch bacon-cheese corn dog)
  • The churro is then topped with frozen yogurt (what appears to be three scoops…to keep it light)
  • Drizzled with caramel and chocolate sauces
  • And, finally, don’t forget the whipped cream

The calorie count for the Churro dog is an efficient 1,170 calories making it the perfect light sweet snack on a warm Arizona day.

Ready or not Chase Field, the Churro dog is stepping to the plate. Batter up. You swinging or taking the intentional walk?


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