Hey Giambi, Rick Ankiel Sees Your Porn ‘Stache and Re-Raises

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For the Redbirds fanatics out there who see this team everyday, this may not be breaking news. But holy sh%!, when did Rick Ankiel start rocking such an amazingly terrible (or awesome) porn ‘stache? I am watching the Cards and my Metros (Ollie Perez is again proving he has the mental fortitude and pitching savvy of a third grader, but that’s besides the point) and Ankiel’s look has me floored. Cardinals fans, please let us know whether this is a new development or if this substantial crumb-catcher has made previous appearances.

We haven’t seen a ‘stache of this stature since you-know-who garnered national media attention for his upper lip accessory.

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Too close to call, right? Advantage Giambi for the slightly more manicured handlebar action? Regardless, with his average below the Mendoza level and no home runs, Ricky may want to shave that thing off and try to get his mojo back. Still, wow…

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  1. Sunday Basketball League says:

    This is fairly recent. Within the Mets series. He had be growing a beard since Spring Training. This slow start must have prompted the shaving of the beard. I knew he had the potential to grow a mighty stache.

  2. Cecilio's Scribe says:

    thanks for the update, SBL

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