Jets fans looking optimistically towards free agency (sarcasm)

Don't stop being you Photo: NY post

Don’t stop being you
Photo: NY post

I really do love Jets fans. We are such a miserable bunch. Ever the ultimate pessimists. You know what, though? It may actually be warranted this go-around. I’m pretty sure our 2013 Jets are going to be even tougher to watch than last year. That is a frightening thought. The good news is that Gang Green fans are very much looking forward to free agency and expressing great hope in how a few key moves could make a big difference.

In fact, the Jets asked their faithful on Facebook just what were the team’s most pressing needs. To be more specific, they asked Jets fans to fill in the blanks on the following:

Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets most pressing need should be             .

The responses were predictable, yet still awesome. In the first seven hours, we’re up to about 3,200 comments or so. What follows are some of my personal favorites. Granted, I haven’t had the time to peruse them all. Oh, you clever Jets fans!

“fire management” (many shared a similar sentiment)


“An enima ( I can’t spell , but I think you get the picture )”

“Everything but u guys will be idiots and do nothing”

“every position” (many variants on this one)

“finding love in a hopeless place”

“Offense, defense and special teams” (same idea, said better)

“A quarterback that doesn’t suck” (a good notion)

And my favorite, because it’s simple, straightforward and so very true.

“Suck less.”

Yes, Jets. I know there are so many priorities. Picking one is quite the challenge. I say go with this last suggestion, though. It’s a good jumping off point.

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About the Author: Cecilio's Scribe is the founder of The Legend of Cecilio Guante and a generally pessimistic fan of the Mets, Jets, Knicks and Rangers. A fine NYC-based gentlemen who hones his marketing skills as his primary trade by day. Husband, chef, father of a newborn and after-hours blogger by night. Proud alum of the mighty Big Red of Cornell. University. Hot sauce devotee. Staunch protester of the continued wussifcation of American sports. Sometimes I rhyme slow, sometimes I rhyme quick.

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