Does Derek Jeter’s Driven do it for you gals with its “oriental woody fragrance?.” Maybe Lamar and Khloe’s “Unbreakable” collaboration is more your speed? About the only one I can really “get” is Beckham’s. Instinct. Sensual and sexy. Just like the man. Oh, Posh Spice, I never thought you’d garner my interest after “Wannabe.” How wrong I was…and if being wrong is wrong, I don’t want to be right…or something.
Anyway, where was I? Yes, athlete colognes. Don’t get it (except maybe Beckham), probably never will. Besides, there’s only one notable figure whose taste in fragrances belies my trust. His name is Brian Fantana.
Happy Thanksgiving, all. Football punditry likely forthcoming.
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