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NFL cheerleading squads hit the beach


It may be awhile before our beloved NFL teams hit the gridiron, but it doesn’t mean those that cheer them on are sitting still. Lucky us. Across the league, team calendars featuring bikini-clad cheerleaders have become winning merchandise. But to get those killer shots, it means swanky photo shoots from exotic locales. So while others worried about OTAs, we took a quick jaunt around the league to see who’s been on the road in 2012 and making waves on exotic beaches around the world. Thanks to Twitter, Facebook and the Interwebs we were able to meet a multitude of lovely ladies who will cheer our heroes come fall. It was painstaking research, but someone’s gotta do it.

Buffalo Bills
Who: The Buffalo Jills
Where: Mexico

The Jills are their own franchise in Buffalo — just like wings and beef on weck. This spring, they headed South to soak in some sand and sun. To check out more, head to the Jills Facebook page.

Buffalo Jill, Charlene (Photo: FCI Photography)













New England Patriots
Who: Patriots Cheerleaders
Where: Sandals Resort, Jamaica

Sticking in the AFC East, the New England crew headed down to Jamaica for their spring retreat. Nothing like quality bonding time with the ladies poolside. Strangely, no Gronk sightings.

Pretty Fountain (Photo: New England Patriots - Laszlo Tarko)










Quick! Obligatory Sponsor Shot









New York Jets
Who: Jets Flight Crew
Where: Puerto Rico

Gang Green’s Flight Crew zipped down to Puerto Rico for their 2013 calendar shoot. Tim Tebow was nowhere to be found. Sanchez’s whereabouts cannot be determined.

All photos courtesy

Ready for a Night Out (Photo:







What do you want me to say?

Everyone say "Sparano!"










What’s that? You want paddleboarding music video featuring the Flight Crew? Done and done.



Baltimore Ravens
Who: Baltimore Ravens Cheerleaders
Where: Bahamas, Spring Fling 2012

Alright. Despite being home to my Jets, I’m pleased to get out of the AFC East when it comes to this little project. I think you’ll begin to see why, starting with the fair Ravens of Baltimore. They hit the Bahamas for their Spring Fling. I prefer their flings to those of Joe Flacco. Just my opinion.

Photos from

Hello, ladies









An easy read









Head on a swivel









A successful look off









Staring down the receiver is A-OK
















Tennessee Titans
Who: Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders
Where: Emerald Grande Resort, Destin, FL

You will make sure to always remember the Titans. Well, at least their cheerleaders. They all managed to put on a happy face in these shots. This despite being forced to travel to Florida via bus thanks to billionaire owner Bud Adams sparing know expense on this trip. Said bus may have broken down on the road, but the spirit of this squad cannot be broken.

Photos via

Just chillin









I'm on a muthafu#!!in boat









Show me sultry









Dallas Cowboys

Who: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders
Where: Riviera Maya, Mexico

The Cowboys cheerleaders are a global phenomenon. As well they should be…

Photos via

Cow(girls) Just Wanna Have Fun...












...and Shoot Some Archery








Bringing sexy back












Philadelphia Eagles
Who: Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleading Squad
Where: Wyndham Nassau Resort, Bahamas

It IS always sunny in Philadelphia, huh? Igggles!

Nice six pack










Three's company










"Everyone, left knee bend"









Atlanta Falcons
Who: Atlanta Falcons Cheerleaders
Where: Jamaica

The further you go South, the hotter it tends to get. You can learn a lot from the weather.

Nice wall paper
































Seattle Seahawks
Who: Seagals
Where: A Beach Somehwere

Forget about the quarterback battle. Show me the calendar shootout between the Seagals, thank you kindly.

Coming in August (via@theseagals)










UPDATE: G-d bless the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders. Now, we can say there was one good thing to come out of this “Call Me Maybe” phenomenon.


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