Topless golfers has town in a tizzy

Serenity...until the boobs!

Next thing you know, they’ll be playing music and dancing all over the greens!

For now, it’s simply a pair of breasts that are causing an uproar. Make that two pair.

It all happened at the Woodlands Golf Course in Illinois. On an otherwise tranquil day for golf, two women exposed themselves — flashing the other golfers and then running up to certain men and hugging them. Their actions prompted calls to the cops, arrests and a somewhat-comical bit of “outrage” in this quiet golf community suburb.

The bigger scandal is whether the “random” act was part of a larger “Naked Golf Tournament” that rumor has it has taken place annually at Woodlands for six years. Sounds worse then Bushwood.

For the full story, check out the clip below. Did we mention we LOVE local news. More comical then the segment itself is what we imagine to be the conversation between producer/assignment desk and the reporter.

Producer: George, we need you to head down to Woodlands, stat!

George: What’s the story?

Producer: Two ladies showed their t**s on the golf course.

George: And?

Producer: That’s it. You’ll be reporting live on the 6 p.m. edition.

Filed Under: OUT OF BOUNDS


About the Author: Cecilio's Scribe is the founder of The Legend of Cecilio Guante and a generally pessimistic fan of the Mets, Jets, Knicks and Rangers. A fine NYC-based gentlemen who hones his marketing skills as his primary trade by day. Husband, chef, father of a newborn and after-hours blogger by night. Proud alum of the mighty Big Red of Cornell. University. Hot sauce devotee. Staunch protester of the continued wussifcation of American sports. Sometimes I rhyme slow, sometimes I rhyme quick.

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